You Haven't Seen
Any Cats Round Here, Have You?
The 10th Annual Flying Pig Festival is this weekend,
starting with a T. Graham Brown Concert Friday night.
Hope you'll all make plans to stop by some time over the
weekend. There'll be lots of good eatin', the always
popular Womanless Beauty Contest, The Guns vs. The Hoses
Chili Cookoff, rides, games, and lots of great BBQ!
...Any veterans interested in starting an American
Legion Post on the Westside should call Al Smith,
507-4126, Joseph Harmon, 690-1513) or Mike Lamb at
306-7588. They'll also have representatives at the
Flying Pig Festival with information, and I'm sure
they'd welcome your thoughts and input.
...Judging by the turnout at the Public Hearings on the
new millage rate in Pooler, I have to guess that not too
many of you are worried about a tax increase. Granted,
it's not a lot of money, but I sure thought we'd see
more people at the Public Hearings. My thoughts, as much
as I hate a tax increase, I think 4.5 to 5 mils to live
in a city like Pooler is a bargain, especially when I
stop to think about the poor folks that'll end up buying
one of those 11,000 or so homes in the New Hampstead
development, who'll be paying 13 or 14 mils in City of
Savannah taxes!
...Things I learned while reading about other things...
? A landlord in Vienna, Austria finally became upset
that a tenant had not responded to numerous letters he'd
sent regarding a rent increase to one of his tenants. He
sent someone over to confront the man, and they unlocked
the man's door to find him dead, apparently for the past
four years. His rent was paid on an automatic draft from
his bank account, which was refilled with automatic
deposits from his pension fund. Neighbors said the man
had always been a bit of a recluse, and didn't pay much
attention to the mail piling up outside his door.
A Little Rock, Arkansas woman was called to court
for her third DUI in a month, her fifth in a year. The
Judge had her locked up for contempt of court when she
showed up drunk, blowing a .147 at the county jail.
My wife has a bothersome habit of sending some of
my old shirts to Goodwill without telling me about it.
The same thing happened with a West Virginia woman, who
took an old red flannel shirt of her husband's to the
local Goodwill store. When he asked about it a couple of
days later, he pointed out to her that he'd hidden their
$2000 European Vacation money in the front pocket. A
worker had found the money and held it in case the owner
realized their mistake. They rewarded her with a $100
bill, which the woman was reluctant to accept.
...Take care this week, stay safe, and in the words of
the great Red Skelton, "May God Bless."